At the Guest House, we got in the habit of recording the funny/memorable things people share. The tradition has remained strong among my friends (Erin providing some of the most priceless examples).  My current job doesn't lend itself as well to crazy funny situations, but throughout the day I talk to a lot of funny people.  Its nice to speak with older folks because they are in no rush.  They want to chit chat and give you advice about life, love and everything else.  They are the best part of my job.  Sadly, there are many amazingly funny things I can't share with you (everything from funny names and IDs to ridiculous jokes and bad puns)  :(  damn those privacy policies.  Some things I can share, however, so I think I will. 

Today's Quotes (after all the build up for funny things, these are not really.  They are more in the advice column...):

"You have a good day and don't you let anyone change it."

"Every day is a good day, some are just a little better than others."

Conversation of the day: 
If you were stuck on a desert island, would you rather be stuck with Brad Pitt or George Clooney?  This quickly morphed into, if you were there for a long time and would eventually have to eat one of them, who would you choose?  Which then led to a discussion of how the eating would take place and eventually the line of the day "I wouldn't roast 'em on a spit cause then the arms would flail around when you turn them."