Under the Weather

I would like to do all of these things simultaneously.  Surely then I would feel better.

• wear seventeen layers of clothes (none of them being socks, of course)
• wrap myself in a blanket
• drink hot chocolate
• watch a movie 
• read a book
• take a nap
• have a bath
• be served cream 'o wheat for breakfast and soup for lunch
• have a serious head massage, followed by a full body massage, followed by a head massage